enticing是什么意思、enticing中文翻译、发音、用法及例句

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  enticing

  【ɪnˈtaɪsɪŋ】

  英:

  美:

  动词的entice的现在分词形式

  adj.

  引诱的, 迷人的

  名词:

  enticement 

  动词过去式:

  enticed 

  动词第三人称单数:

  entices 

  副词:

  enticingly 

  动词过去分词:

  enticed 

  动词现在分词:

  enticing 

  1 、For example, a computer system is

  enticing

  because compared with home computers, a device used a generally more advanced and expensive.───例如,计算机系统就十分诱人,因为与家用电脑相比,公司采用的设备一般都较先进和昂贵。”

  2 、Passengers, and investment in real estate developers, this is tantamount to an

  enticing

  "big cake".───对房地产开发商和投资客来说,这不啻为一块十分诱人的“大蛋糕”。

  3 、Such bon-mots are ever

  enticing

  to those who have all their days longed for such material surroundings and have never had them gratified.───对于那些终日渴望着这样的物质环境但却永远得不到满足的人,这种轻松戏剧始终具有魅力。

  4 、Cover-up investigation is a subclass of forceful investigation.Like

  enticing

  investigation, it is included in disguised investigations.───卧底侦查是强制侦查中的一种,与诱惑侦查同属于化装侦查。

  5 、Separately, the ongoing cheapening of inputs due to much lower commodity prices may also have contributed by

  enticing

  some firms to stock up on raw materials.───另一方面,初级产品价格下跌使得生产成本降低,也可能诱使一些企业增加原材料储备。

  6 、If the discount on the bundle is hefty enough, other firms may struggle to offer as

  enticing

  a deal.───如果捆绑后的商品组合打着力度够大话,其它公司想要提供诱人的促销就很难了。

  7 、Will, who had been

  enticing

  little Beau across the blanket with the bill during this argument, looked up and, shading his eyes, glanced down the driveway.───她们争论时,威尔一直拿那张票子逗着小博在毯子上爬着玩。 这时他抬起头来,用手遮着阳光向车道那边凝望。

  8 、A free and

  enticing

  band which incorporates the sounds of Jazz, Rock, experimental and perhaps a little of everything, whilst maintaining a core of theatrics.───一支非常自由、即兴的乐队,爵士、摇滚、实验、民间音乐.也许和什么都沾边,但音乐内核充满戏剧性。

  9 、To attract because of an inviting or

  enticing

  appearance───因引人注目的或迷人的外观而吸引。

  10 、In Champagne &Cigar Lounge, the

  enticing

  combination of champagne and fine wines, cigars and soft music, make this the perfect place to meet, relax and savor the good life.───在雪茄香槟吧沉醉柔和音乐的带动下,燃起一支雪茄,细味香槟醇酒,舒逸灵感徐徐流转。

  11 、Unsurprisingly, this book is not publicly available: amateur photos of heaps of junk food are hardly an

  enticing

  advertisement for a firm that supplies the stuff.───出人意料的是,这本书当然没有公布于众:那些成堆的垃圾食品的业余照片对供应这些食品的公司来说,确实不是什么好**。

  12 、"If anyone of them did leave, because of an

  enticing

  offer, then we will look for players of similar calibre to replace them."───"如果他们离开,我们将会寻找和他们类似的球员进行弥补."

  13 、Nau: Forex trading is very

  enticing

  because the potential for making huge amounts of money is incredible.───唐:只要你生活幸福,并告诉人们幸福在你那里的详细表现方法,大家就会觉得受益匪浅。

  14 、Those of you who have travelled to Europe or America may have noticed strange magazine, newspaper and television adverts

  enticing

  you to call and have your tarot read.───你们中如果有人去过欧洲或美国旅游的话,可能注意到,在杂志、报纸和电视上有一些奇怪的**在诱惑你通过拨打**来用塔罗牌占卜。

  15 、a few

  enticing

  lies,a few tempting promises,a runic inscription that told you what you wanted to hear.you did the rest yourself.───一些迷人的谎言,一些诱人的承诺,在加上石墙上古老文字记录的你想听到的虚假信息。剩下的都是被你自己的本能所驱。

  16 、Its certainly

  enticing

  to be able to automatically allocate resources at the right time and place across multiple applications and infrastructures within an enterprise.───如果能在正确的时间和正确的地点在企业中的多个应用程序和基础设施之间动态地分配资源,这当然是非常迷人的。

  17 、They are very Day-Glo and very annoying while using them in the company Logo sometimes considered to be

  enticing

  .───在公司logo中运用这些颜色时,会很耀眼,会令用户厌烦,有时被认为有诱惑性。

  18 、Taste notes: Excellent Bordeaux wine with great dense and tight fruit on the nose, an

  enticing

  and complex depth, spicy and full of exotic character.───品尝记录:一流波尔多红酒,酒香浓烈,果感紧致,酒体迷人且深邃多变,口感辛辣而个性十足。

  19 、It will be the little things you do that will be most

  enticing

  .───即使你做的是微不足道的小事,也是很有诱惑力的。

  20 、How can they embrace the" differences" they find

  enticing

  in street dancing, without being disloyal to ballroom?───他们如何能够在仍忠诚于舞厅舞时,体会出街头舞蹈的迷人的别具一格之处?

  21 、Thus

  enticing

  the enemy in his turn; then, when part of his army has come out, we may deliver our attack with advantage.───令敌半出而击之,利。

  22 、Delivers irresistible,

  enticing

  aroma Balance between warm &cool, energy &calm, tempest &tranquility Notes of spicy ginger blended with refreshing lemon, lime, bergamot Perfect for all occasions───姜根精华感性香肤水带来诱人的香味,能平衡温暖与清凉、活力与平和、波动与平和。含有扑鼻生姜味,混合柠檬、青柠、佛手柑。适合所有场合。

  23 、Health) Impossibly Hard to Achieve Barbie`s Figure A wasp-thin waist, full bosom, and a pair of pretty, long legs make up an

  enticing

  figure which almost all women in the world hope to have.───健康)拥有芭比身材,比登天还难纤瘦细腰和丰满胸部加上一双修长的美腿,这样的魔鬼身材,几乎是全世界的女性人人期盼拥有的。

  24 、Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing.It was nice, but not as

  enticing

  as Hell.───天堂高在云端,天使们在云间穿梭,弹奏竖琴唱着歌儿,这地儿不错,但比地狱还是不如。。。。。

  25 、And this I say, lest any man should beguile you with

  enticing

  words.───4我说这话,免得有人用花言巧语迷惑你们。

  26 、He was accused of lavishing their mothers with gifts,

  enticing

  the boys to his bedroom, sexually molesting them then buying their silence.───他被指控用大量的礼物讨好男孩的母亲们,诱骗小男孩到他的卧室,性侵犯他们然后用钱让他们保持沉默。

  27 、An

  enticing

  smell came from the bakery.───从面包房里飘出了诱人的香味.

  28 、An

  enticing

  combination of colonial legacy, cultural diversity and progressive modernity.───一个由殖民地遗产、文化多样性和渐进的现代性三种因素组成的诱人的结合体。

  29 、If only I knew someone who could entice her to vote for me.─── 要是我认识一个能引诱她 投我票的人该多好

  30 、She was designed to entice and manipulate.─── 她就是为了引诱和操控他人而存在

  31 、The main island of the group is Cebu.It has plenty of

  enticing

  beaches, hotels, golf courses and great food.───宿务岛是该群岛的主岛,该岛拥有综多的海滩,旅馆,高尔夫球场和美食。

  32 、Early summer, the square, not a pedestrian. Falling rain forest in the Indus, gardenia fragrance emitting

  enticing

  .───初夏的广场上,没有了行人。雨飘零在梧桐林中,栀子花散发出诱人的清香。

  33 、He wanted to know if that was an

  enticing

  target.─── 他想知道此事是否会成为袭击目标

  34 、"Fear pushes you out the door, and desire calls to you. Enticing you toward the rocks. Thats the trap."───富爸爸笑着说,"恐惧把你推出门外,愿望又召唤你过去,诱惑你去触礁。这就是陷阱。

  35 、Palate: The palate has

  enticing

  ripe black cherry, rich fruit sweetness and herbal characters.These are accompanied by persistent chocolate, mocca, cigar box oak influences.───口感:口感有迷人的成熟黑樱桃味,有甜蜜果汁和草药的特点,伴有巧克力、奶油、雪茄橡木盒感觉。

  36 、A good surf along the coastline makes for a pleasant and

  enticing

  holiday for those who ride the waves.───对于那些喜欢乘风破浪的人来说,沿着海岸线尽情冲浪可以令你的假期变得愉快而迷人。

  37 、Criminal Enticing Investigation───刑事诱惑侦查

  38 、The more you flirt and play the field the more

  enticing

  you will become.───你越具有魅惑,就越有可能吸引更多的目光。

  39 、Grief under such circumstances becomes an

  enticing

  thing. Carrie longed to be of it.───在这种环境中感到悲伤便成了一件诱人的事。嘉莉渴望能置身其中。

  40 、It looked

  enticing

  enough to be mined by some.───地球被一些人开采,看起来吸引力太大。

  41 、So why was it so

  enticing

  for serpents to allow animation and within such a dance create a separate existence a part from the structure and function of form?───为什么对蛇来说,想要生机和这样一个制造形态部份结构和功能分离的舞蹈这么有引诱力?

  42 、Sweetly and lovingly

  enticing

  , she besought him to tell her.───她用尽甜言蜜语,叫他别瞒她。

  43 、I picked some lavender from the garden several days ago, dried them, and put them in a vase. The light,

  enticing

  , sweet aroma is pleasing and calming.───前几天从前院摘了一束薰衣草,稍晒乾了以后,**在一个小花瓶里。甜甜淡淡引人的香味闻起来很舒服,又定神。

  44 、But the smell of fresh blood proves to be too strong and

  enticing

  for the croc, and it is not long before he comes after Nils again.───但是鲜血浓烈的味道吸引鳄鱼,不久之后,鳄鱼又再靠近尼尔斯。

  45 、For Hollywood, it is an

  enticing

  script idea.───对好莱坞而言,英国画家约翰?

  46 、The palate has

  enticing

  ripe black cherry, rich fruit sweetness and herbal characters.These are accompanied by persistent chocolate, mocca, cigar box oak influences.───口感 Palate: 口感有迷人的成熟黑樱桃味,有甜蜜果汁和草药的特点,伴有巧克力、奶油、雪茄橡木盒感觉。

  47 、The sheer size and scale of the financial services market coupled with strong economic growth continues to make Asia a matchless and

  enticing

  business region.───凭藉庞大的金融服务市场及强劲的经济增长,亚洲一直是极受注目的经商地区。

  48 、These

  enticing

  aromas are rewarded with rich, well-balanced flavors of citrus and a remarkably clean finish.───丰富且平衡的柑橘香为这些迷人的香味锦上添花,回味清新,令人难忘。

  49 、Enticing cool ripe red fruits ooze from the glass. Delicious multi-layered raspberries and cream with soft ripe tannins. Sweet and seductive with a long finish.───从瓶子就透露出诱人的凉爽。成熟的红色水果的美味可口,层次感极强,奶油般的柔顺,成熟的单宁,余味悠长且甜密可人。

  50 、While the prospect of running Bynum, Gasol and Odom in the frontcourt is

  enticing

  , it may not be realistic at first.───在拜纳姆可能回归的时候,加索尔和奥多姆将组成完整的前场,不过现在来讲还不太现实。

  51 、In order to dissuade others tempted to follow in Irans nuclear footsteps, some governments have been working on ways of

  enticing

  them down obviously peaceful paths.───为了防止其他国家按照伊朗的套路故技重施,一些政府已经在核能的和平应用领域获得了非常优厚的待遇,包括核燃料保障计划以及有关核能利用的合作协议。

  52 、Taste: Dry, full, properly balanced and extremely

  enticing

  with lingering acidity and flavors of cherry and spice.───口感:口味干、饱满,均衡极佳,非常诱人,萦绕着酸味和樱桃以及香料的味道。

  53 、Other clubs are monitoring Dacourts situation, possibly even Barcelona, but the chance to play at Highbury would be an

  enticing

  one for the 31-year-old.───也有其他俱乐部可能对达科特有意,甚至包括巴塞罗那,但是为海布里效力的机会对于这位31岁的球员来说是很有吸引力的。

  54 、Already, some Coca-Cola machines in Japan are equipped with the technology so passers-by hear the

  enticing

  sound of soda being poured into a glass of ice.───在日本的一些可口可乐的机器已经装备了这种技术,以使路人听到苏打被注到一杯冰的诱惑声音的。

  55 、Maths mode of

  enticing

  systems ofmultipoints source───多点源诱偏系统数学模型

  56 、the act of

  enticing

  others into sinful ways.───哄骗某人犯罪的行为。

  57 、You were not kicked out, or else, indeed,

  enticing

  commercials advertising the desirability of coming back would be in order.───你并没有被赶出家门,否则,那些鼓舞人们回家的诱人商业**自然会出现。

  58 、"When Hurstwood came, Carrie was moody. She was sitting, rocking and thinking, and did not care to have her

  enticing

  imaginations broken in upon; so she said little or nothing."───嘉莉正在闷闷不乐,赫斯渥回来了。她坐在摇椅里,边摇边想。她不愿意有人打断她的那些诱人的想象,所以她很少说话,或是不说话。

  59 、He was declared guilty for

  enticing

  a young girl away from home───他因诱骗一个年轻姑娘离家出走而被判罪。

  60 、Flirt with this sweet piece of eye candy - besides, having a hunk by your side makes you look even more

  enticing

  .───与此大帅哥调情-有这样一位大帅哥紧随左右会让自己更加光彩照人。

  61 、maths model of

  enticing

  systems of two-points source───两点源诱偏系统数学模型

  62 、He saw the mans lips part in a full

  enticing

  smile, he saw teeth dazzlingly white between the dusky lips.───他用满脸可亲的微笑看着这人的嘴唇部位,里面的牙齿在暗色的双唇间白得耀眼炫目。

  63 、Once we convince one, then switch to enticement.─── 一旦说服其中一人 就开始下饵

  64 、Youve never seen a body this

  enticing

  .─── 你從未見過如此誘人的胴體

  65 、Well, he has tried to entice me here before.─── 他以前曾试过引诱我来这里

  66 、Only one person couldve enticed him up there.─── 只有一个人可以把他诱骗到楼顶

  67 、Her neck was short but rounded and her arms plump and

  enticing

  .───她的脖子短,但浑圆可爱; 两臂丰腴,也很动人。

  68 、Leaving these items outside all day could make it appear no one is home and that may make your house a more

  enticing

  target to a burglar.───别让这些东西整天放置在外令人知道家中无人,容易成为盗贼的目标。

  69 、To be inviting or

  enticing

  .───吸引注意的或诱人的。

  70 、Dry, full, properly balanced and extremely

  enticing

  with lingering acidity and flavors of cherry and spice.───口味干、饱满,均衡极佳,非常诱人,萦绕着酸味和樱桃以及香料的味道。

  71 、The bakers were putting the final,

  enticing

  touches to the mega-cake Sunday as the German Schumacher raced to his fourth world championship in the Hungarian Grand Prix.───周日,当德国赛车手舒马赫在一级方程式大奖赛匈牙利站比赛中赢得他的第四个世界冠军的时候,这个巨型蛋糕也恰好制作完成。

  72 、Your goal: win the most races to show your competitors that youre the undisputed master of the asphalt and make the

  enticing

  Pussycat Dolls quiver!───你的目标: 赢得最大多数的比赛给你的竞争者看你是柏油的确实主人而且使诱骗猫成为娃娃震动!

  73 、The series of concerts planned for the spring looks very

  enticing

  .───为春季计划的一系列音乐会显得很诱人。

  74 、The bad side is that this film is not a soap opera, but it is a bit

  enticing

  .───不好的地方是,这部**不是肥皂剧,却有点煽情。

  75 、Just the same, Tanyas invitation seemed too

  enticing

  to pass up.───不管怎样,坦妮亚的这一邀请看来是如此之诱人,可不能失之交臂。

  76 、Thats the plan for now, but I could be enticed to stay.─── 目前的计划是这样 但如果有理由留下 我也可以留

  77 、One which I enticed into this world.─── 是我 将其引入了这个世界

  78 、Tanyas invitation seemed too

  enticing

  to pass up───坦妮亚这一邀请看来是如此之诱人,可不能失之交臂。

  79 、In a rising market the benefits of flipping are

  enticing

  .───在市场强劲时期房转手的利润是诱人的。

  80 、China Moral and Political Law Refuse Completely "Enticing Investigation"───中国道德政治法律全面拒绝"诱惑侦查"

  81 、Concept of

  enticing

  systems of multi - points source───多点源诱偏系统概念

  82 、Its a suicide letter, not an enticement to pilgrims.─── 这是遗书 不是要去*那些清教徒

  83 、An

  enticing

  game is to choose the basis so as to make the matrix as simple as possible───一个吸引人的游戏是去选择适当的基本矩阵并使它尽可能简单。

  84 、2. But all this jockeying for position and

  enticing

  users from one email service to another actually represents a great boon for the average Internet user.───但是这一切山头阵地,唆使另一用户从一个电子邮件服务,实际上是一大好事,为网民平均.

  85 、Certainly the most

  enticing

  and conspicuous species from Lake Tanganyika, C. furcifer is famous for its dynamic, neon colors, and at 8-inches, it is a sight to behold!───因为动感,霓虹一样的色彩,8英寸范围内都光芒四射,C.furcifer无疑是坦湖中最迷人和显赫的品种。

  86 、This appeared far more

  enticing

  and enjoyable that existing within the whole, and so serpents chose to be animate and separate.───存在于整体的内部看起来非常有诱惑力和快乐,而因此蛇选择了被激活和分散。

  87 、Do lying down, attending a yoga class, or reading quietly for a few minutes sound

  enticing

  ?Go for it.Youll work more effectively, and feel better, for the rest of the day.───去躺下、去参加瑜伽班或者静静地度几分钟书,听起来有诱惑力不是吗?去试试吧.之后的一天里,你的工作将会更有效、感觉更好。

  88 、Zeus was less successful at

  enticing

  Pleiadian women to have their sexual fantasies met with slave men, although there was the occasional female visitor.───宙斯在用**隶引诱昴宿星女性上做得不甚成功,尽管偶尔也有女访客。

  89 、He did not make it sound particularly

  enticing

  .───他对彼岸的描述听上去并不很引人入胜。

  90 、If you have to buy ice cream, tie it up in a bag so its a pain to open and so you dont see the

  enticing

  tub when you open the freezer.───如果你不得不买冰激凌,那么将它绑在一个袋子里,那么要打开袋子很费劲,而且在你打开冰箱的时候就看不见那个诱人的冰激凌盒子。

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  关于超级搞笑英文笑话:The Greatest Baseball Player Ever

  A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You cant bring that dog in here."

  "You dont understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

  "Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, Ill give you a hundred bucks."

  The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "Whats on top of a house?"

  "Roof!"

  "Right. And whats on the outside of a tree?"

  "Bark!"

  "And whos the greatest baseball player of all time?"

  "Ruth!"

  "I guess youve heard enough," says the man. "Ill take the hundred in twenties."

  The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

  As soon as theyre on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?"

  关于超级搞笑英文笑话:I Want To Suck Your Blood

  Dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. The rules were simple. The bat who drinks the most blood would be the winter. He selects his three top bats to compete.

  So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family."

  "Very good," says Dracula.

  The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children."

  "Impressive," Dracula replies.

  Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe.

  Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that" he asked.

  And the bat replies. "Do you see that tower?"

  Dracula replies, "Yes."

  And the bat says, "Well, I didnt."

  关于超级搞笑英文笑话:Talking Dog For Sale

  A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

  He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."

  Yep," the Lab replies.

  After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, whats your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

  "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasnt getting any younger so Idecided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now Im justretired."

  The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

  "Because hes a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

  关于超级搞笑英文笑话:Three Dog Night

  Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

  Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

  The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."

  "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

  She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

  "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess its hopeless. Thats just as dumb as the Labs sentence."

  She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

  The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...

  关于超级搞笑英文笑话:Talking Dog For Sale

  A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

  He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."

  Yep," the Lab replies.

  After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, whats your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

  "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasnt getting any younger so Idecided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now Im justretired."

  The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

  "Because hes a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

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